romeo and juliet

THE OFFICIAL LOL AND LAP COMMENTARY OF THE OLYMPICS : PART 1

1. phelps is the devil - 8 gold

2.
anon: im a phelps phan
L: you didn't....
anon: i did
L: oh god, you americans....

3. men's volleyball USA vs Bulgaria. 15 mins. 15 ass pats by the same person on the USA team. last name: Stanley

4. i thought women's hockey was men's hockey

5.
commentator on diving: she has a good indication of where the water is
L: where the fuck does he think that the rest of them think the water is?

6.
rosebud: rafa is in the finals
L: who the hell is rafa
rosebud: rafael nadal ...we're dating
-_-

7. men's swimming relay - UK representative - last name: Tancock

8. on weightlifting: why is he getting massaged? it must be because he jerked his ass muscle...get it? clean and jerk? jerk the ass muscle? -_-

9. eh the badminton player lives in cheras....i googled him... if he gets gold, we go for gold in cheras ;)

10. GO MALAYSIA! WE WANT A PUBLIC HOLIDAY!

11. my secret perve is when the divers get out of the water, and their speedos fall down their ass and you get to see their ass crack. yum.

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after a psychotic, alcohol-fuelled, intense last weekend
i decided to take it down a notch this weekend and love myself
ooo that could sound so nasty
so saturday saw me sweat out the toxins for 2 hours
and then indulge at a spa for 3 hours
followed by great food and excellent company for the next 8 hours
okay, there was a bottle of wine floating around, but its insignificant in comparison
sunday saw me get organized!
i bought my 75ltr backpack, which when i opened it, the only thought i had was "i hope sth america ships stuff to malaysia"
i stopped my procrasination in regards to organizing my itunes and sat there for 5 hours organising all the songs/genres/albums/artists accordingly
it's a little OCD, but it was satisfying, i blame eryn for all this of course
i then decided that over 2,000 songs was not suffice for my quest around the world and proceeded to download another 5 albums last night
tonight is going to be fun :)

xL