pace yourself for me

my number 1 chat partner on MSN of late has been lap
with her being at home, not doing much & me being at work, also not doing much...well you can kinda figure the kind of nonsense we end up chatting about
we've 'discussed': boys who are men, men who are boys, the olympics, mambo at salt *wails*, pineapple express, played guess what song this is, being 24, life in general...and the usual bitching and whining to pass the hours away
i was going to combine forces with her to do an
"OFFICIAL LOL AND LAP COMMENTARY OF THE OLYMPICS"
but she's too much of a loser to compile hers, so im going to do a general one

comments on the olympics:

1. dude, china doesn't understand silver or bronze la. they can only win gold...or they get banished to outer mongolia

2. phelps is just raping the pool

3. what happened to the male australian swimmers? where's THORPEDO? oh, retired ah? eh, then what's australia going to do?

4. i have the hots for the ukrainian

5.
don't you want to lick their abs?
oh yes, yes i do

6. china won when they got out of bed this morning la

7. aiyoo...look at their muscles in slow motion...dude, i never knew that you could have muscles there la

8. the cubans are good at diving cos they cliff jump...what? you dont know meh?

9. screw the US la, go RUSSIA! they should have just stayed the USSR, they perform better under communism

10. i watch diving cos the men wear significantly less than the male swimmers

11. "i now appreciate the normal female form" after seeing the women swimmers

12. i cant differentiate between male and female swimmers

13. i wonder where they put their balls - the rosebud

14. eh, it's like the malaysians went there on a 'free and easy 4D/3N' tour of china la...

15.
the canadian looks like pablo.....
who's pablo?
duh, pablo's the dude that brings me the mojitos and rubs tanning oil on my body...
I ALSO WANT A PABLO

16. i hope the africans win for track and field...but then there's african americans -_- shit

17. the TV is such an anti-social instrument...people only talk about the olympics because they don't know how to converse on a normal level or there's a lull in conversation

ill resume more commentary over the next week or so
im sure there'll be a whole paragraph about the rugby *drool*
excuse me for being such a pervert, but there is no other television occassion that dedicates itself to showcasing some of the world's best bodies in motion
and honey, there are some superb bodies out there

they say 23 days :)

xL