a few years back

i never ever put up pics
cos i think its like the most time consuming process
and i was right

but i brought my external hard drive in
mainly to clear it all up
and to pass kunt.um many episodes of tv that ive owed her
who loves your skinny ass huh? who does?

and i came across all these photos
that i probably havent even seen since last year

lo & behold a few pics
of the last 2 years
of melbourne
of spain
both places which my heart misses dearly
both places containing people i miss so much

my 21st / 2005 / the apartment / lavish

because sometimes they are all you really need

my 21st / 2005 / little collins street

my farewell / 2006 / lexington

i actually had to refer to an old post for the name of this place ;P

2006 / on a beach before i left

and then i was off to spain

my 22nd / 2006 /pacha, barcelona

the churros that were consumed after a late night / 2006 / madrid

germany, brazil, switzerland & malaysia united outside the xampaneria through 1 euro bottles of cava / 2006 / barcelona

yes, im not very productive today okay

yes, im just blogging

and no, dont expect every post to have photos

&

of course i miss them heaps too

will someone please offer to buy me a one way ticket out of here?

destination : barcelona with a stop-over in melbourne

yeah OKAY....i KNOW that melbies isnt on the way, but hey...a girl can always wish

xL

fabulously glamorous

is the theme for my party

yup :)

interpret glamorous as you wish but dont freaking show up in something generic thats bought from some lame shop like valley girl/supre kinda thing
hey, its my birthday and i can be a snob
and the theme is fabulously glamorous
and nothing glam can be found there

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i never ever ever link people away to youtube but like
you must must must watch this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7IvxmUcl1Q
its JT at the Victoria Secret fashion show
and JT is so sleek and smooth and phhhhwoooarrr
you want to know what i want for my 23rd?
HIM
and a can of whipped cream

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to those who aren't here to celebrate with me
i really wish you were
*nudge brasies NUDGE*
cos its not going to be the same cos all i need are less than a handful of people from across the seas to come
:(
& this is going to be my first proper birthday in KL since the debaucherous 16th at equatorial
so hopefully it'll be rockin' in silver and white

skybar.5thmay.9pm

xL

hi my name is L, i came to get down

tentatively - oooeerrr, such a business word -
my birthday is scheduled :

where? sky bar, traders hotel
when? Saturday, 5th May 2007
whatime? 9.30 pm onwards
dress code? cos you know i like to put you bitches in formal wear...
so the theme this year is either

1. the great gatsby
2. margaritaville - haven't really established this yet, but it sounds hot
3. or just to dress all pretty like i've done with all my bdays

at the moment, im waiting for a semi retarded fool from sky bar to call me back
and she has yet to, so therefore, im using the word tentative
if not, it'll be somewhere in bukit ceylon


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on the other hand, i got a rockin' present from the rosebud
she has officially given me 15 acres of land for me to do as i please
so im going to open my kennels & cattery
:)
well thats my plan la and i hope to do it
mainly so i can bring ralphy down & be my own boss
hells yes
so im going to see the land this weekend and hopefully *crossing fingers* all will be okay and it'll actually fall through by the end of this year :D
rosebud did have a disclaimer though....
"if it fails, i'm not going to bail you out"
pfft
no faith no faith
then i'll just return to advertising or just umm..work for her
*shrudder*
it best work out


xL

sorted

so we did not find the forest
we drove to kota damansara, assuming that the kota damansara community forest would be there...but ended up on the ghetto side of sungai buloh
-_-
however, our good intentions did pay off by finding drive thru heaven
where they had kfc, maccas and pizza hut - all in one place
rather intrigued however to figure out how a drive through pizza hut works though

on the flipside
had an extremely porky weekend washed down with wine :D
yum
saturday - we went to vintry where we met up with hovy :)
poor dude seems to keep on coming back to kl on weekends
& i cant blame him, i wouldnt want to socialise with singaporeans either
small eyes had roast pork salad - i know, the contradiction of it all kills me too
and short stuff & i drank crazy amounts of white wine
then after vintry we navigated our way to petaling street
where there was siew yoke min and loh shi fan
i dont know a better saturday night

sunday - short stuff and i tanned
on the hottest day ever
we were literally dripping with sweat
a sauna with a tan :D
& went to see sakai off to go kick ass
for dinner, i went to daves with rosebud where they had totally re-porkified their menu
they have a beer garden now with a pork menu
the pork ribs are super to die for

im starting to sound like small eyes
and i think that hanging with a pork deprived geetha chan plays a huge part in this post too

we actually do more productive things during the weekend
we really do have more substance than just stuffing ourselves with pork and wine

really! honestly.........we do..........

i promise *looks at the sky & twiddles thumbs*

xL

seriously?

the last few days have been hell
its like satan pulled up a chair next to me and said
"hello, i've come to give you an introduction to your afterlife"
if hell is anything like what i've experienced these past few days
then i'd better start getting my ass to church and confessing my sins

and you want to know what the most ironic thing of all things is?
last sunday was like the first time i went to church in at least 2 years
and this week was the crappiest week ever
so i dont know about you, but its sure as hell telling ME something
-_-

why was it crap?
oh look, can of worms...here let me open it
1. the server at work was down which meant no msn - dont even get me started on the hell that put me through. i couldnt even log onto web messenger. however, i did discover an alternative because i believe that all problems can be solved. and the solution to this was www.iloveim.com

2. the server at work was down which meant no client got no email - i hung out alot at the fax machine to say the least

3. the server at work was down which meant i couldnt log onto gmail/hotmail/anymail - if having no msn was bad, no e-mail left me so uber disconnected i forgot all the names of my friends

4. all these jobs came in that needed to be completed ASAP - i'll show those fools ASAP

5. i have my period - really?

6. i'm sick - yes, i classify having a sore throat and coughing like mad an illness... and no, stopping smoking is just not an option with the way the week has been

however on a brighter note

F1 weekend provided KL with a whole lot of things to do
there were raves and concerts and parties all over town
so what did we do?
went to a wine bar far away from the crowd :)
i think this is what happens when you age - you start hating people more and you add a character trait called 'anti-social' to your already long list of personality disorders

on sunday though, to please the hip-hopper inside of me...
kunt.um & i went to get jiggy to kanye
and he was...um okay... well the last 15 minutes were hot... and thats about it
BUT we were so way up front that we might as well have been on stage :)
all our boyband trips when we were young? it was training for kanye
oh believe you me, we did nudge & shove & push
apparently lewis hamilton was there too
would've been good if i knew what he looked like then though
cos i saw him in the papers today - and hell yes he is a hottie :D
i should listen to short stuff more
and a kanye west after party is not a party with no kanye
talk about waste of freaking time

anddennnnnnn

midweekmaddness has been moved to thursdays in commemoration of sue
so we're gathering at my place tonight to cheer her on
although we already know that she's in
champion wei

and on saturday small eyes & i are off.....
on
a
forrest walk

yup :)
apparently there is some forrest reserve around my place
so we're going to hang out with mother earth and see how she's doing

other than that, that is my update for like the last week and a bit
i would've updated at home, but that would just be wasting precious 'me' time
cos at the moment its filled up with
1. the gym
2. gilmore girls season 6
3. ugly betty
4. sleep

next week better get itself in order and be better
cos this is just not cutting it
i'm going to have to move if this crap carries on

xL

when it rains

Somewhere over the rainbow/Way up high/And the dreams that you dreamed of/Once in a lullaby/Somewhere over the rainbow/Blue birds fly/And the dreams that you dreamed of/Dreams really do come true/Someday I'll wish upon a star/Wake up where the clouds are far behind me/Where trouble melts like lemon drops/High above the chimney tops thats where you'll find me oh/Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly/And the dream that you dare to,why, oh why can't I?/Well I see trees of green and red roses too/I'll watch them bloom for me and you/And I think to myself/What a wonderful world/Well I see skies of blue and I see clouds of white/And the brightness of dayI like the dark and I think to myself/What a wonderful world/The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky/Are also on the faces of people passing byI see friends shaking hands/Saying, "How do you do?"/They're really saying, I love you/I hear babies cry and I watch them grow/They'll learn much more than we'll know/And I think to myself/What a wonderful world/SomedayI'll wish upon a star/Wake up where the clouds are far behind me/Where trouble melts like lemon drops/High above the chimney top that's where you'll find me/Somewhere over the rainbow way up high

fab remix of what a wonderful world & somewhere over the rainbow by Israel Kamakawiwo
its so soothing, like jack johnson on a sunday morning

and here are my cravings for the month
1. more baskin robbins. totally robbed them of their ice cream on the 31st
2. haagen dazs strawberry cheesecake cos its like two dreams at once
3. a barbeque with lots of meat and lashings of potato salad
4. chilli's chilli cheese fries
are you hungry yet?
5. chicken pie
6. ikea curry puffs
7. the hottest, sweetest never ending milo with digestive biscuits whilst in bed watching ugly betty
8. more heroes
9. winter with the heater
10. summer on the beach

he was back to spin at the loft
the mid week madness crew alongside with small eyes and nana partied the night away
boobs partied a little too hard and made friends with the KL's drainage system
hee hee hee
he left on sunday but we had the slowest 3 days ever, lazing around
it was like sunday for nearly 72 hours
and it was perfect

its taking alot for me to sit calm here and not throw everything into the air
and move back to australia to be with them
where there will be winters with the heater and summers on the beach
of big fat doonas and vineyards
but i have this stupid, stupid rationale side
this nagging voice stopping me from going
this nagging voice saying that ive got a career
this nagging voice saying that i'll regret it when im 30

*wails and slams head onto desk*