and the other one said roll over roll over

so we are now down to 5 permanent friends in kl

kunt.um, boobs, small eyes & the sometime around gayve

its pretty sad
pherminator has left us to pursue greater things in shanghai
like find a wife
and go for cooking classes
and learn the bloody language
i best be getting a great present for his absence

we had a great send off for him though
bubbly buffet at pregos
it will be listed as one of the great send offs of all time i assure you
we felt nauseous, couldnt breath and ate & drank like kings
personally, if i were him, i couldn't have asked for anything better
like i said...great company, good food, good wine
life is perfecto, no?

i guess having 4 great friends here isn't cause enough to complain
they do make life worth living
i have a drinking buddy, an eating buddy, a tv buddy and a bitchin' buddy
enough to complete someone's life

yeah, i am writing crap
i should be explaining myself to the finance department at the moment
i accidentally screwed up some paperwork and now im in the shits
kerap
i best move soon, it about time tho isn't it? i've nearly been here for a year :D

xL

im highly contradictory....i say i have 4 awesome friends, yet i toy with the idea of moving *slaps myself nicely*

of nude brown butts

im back from perth
i should've stayed longer
today is just not working out to be productive at all
11.30am start, long ass lunch from 12.45 till 3, and plans to leave at 5.30
which makes my work day about 3 hours long
and tomorrow...
the lion dance and another long company lunch
woweeeee
basically, im getting paid to eat

perth was fab
went to a nude beach - just cos i can okay
and wish i never went
i saw a nekkid old man in all his glory, and i mean ALL HIS GLORY
and he had this need to bend over all the time
which basically meant that i had an old man mooning me for about 1 hour
fab stuff
everyone should go through it
the last time i saw such a thing was on st kilda beach which hosts an array of old leathery skinned people in g-strings
:D

besides the visual torture
shopping was fab, the sun was out and shining hard, rally was all gorgeously fabulously rounded, he was his patient self when i got the tantrums out and abused my plastic, the food - oh boy the food was good, the alcohol was grand - it was just a slow, perfect holiday

now im back here and no holidays till june
which is okay cos im as broke as the next begging hobo
we are seeing the pherminator off this sunday with a bubbly buffet
&
val is down for the week - which means alot of catching up as the last time i saw her was when she stayed with me in southbank for the radiohead concert

yaya :D

xL

ham and eggs

im off to perth today! yaya!
so a happy chinese new year to those concerned
and for those who aren't....well, enjoy the days off

v-day was great :D
we spent it with grey goose, kfc, mcdonalds and a dose of scrabble
which led to the formulation of our scrabble names

c.tseng: the pherminator
short stuff: boobs
rammers: kunt.um - yeah dee, there is a dot there. what you wanna do huh? whack me ar?
me: whoren - loves it :D

it was pretty fun, except that i propose that we should allow animal noises
like yap/arf
yeah okay, im a sore loser

okay skaters, im off to wrap up stuff at work and rush to the clients - cos im that good
a promotion would be grand

xL

"your ass is like a loaf of bread....i want a slice"
because pharell's songs are always jam packed with intelligence

oh yes its time

you know you've been spending too much of your time at work when:

1. the receptionist at the client's office knows your name/asks how you are/if you are going anywhere for CNY/why they have not seen you for so long/if you have changed your hairstyle
2. the guard downstairs has spotted the rubber lining for your bumper starting to become loose, and asks you every week if you have changed it
3. you just dont know which countries your friends are in....but they were here last week! what do you mean uni is starting....its only...crap...so you're back in melbourne huh?
4. the parking attendent asks where you are going when you leave at 5.30pm
5. your desk at the office looks more home-y than your desk at home
6. your body adjusts to the temperature inside the office, so when you step out into the sun, you suffer from heat stroke
7. you have more meals with people from work than your own mother
8. you wake up at 9.15 am on weekends

so thats why im glad to leave for the week, so i get to:
1. reacquaint myself with the beach and the idea of being laid back
2. hang out with my fave two-some
3. gorge myself silly on processed food (meat pies and sausage rolls to be exact)
4. forget the meaning of hectic/deadlines/frustration
5. listen to his music
6. sit and paw through NW/New Idea/Cosmo/Cleo and feel my intellect literally deteriorating to nothing
7. sleep with a snoring ralph right next to my ear
8. drink cold beer on a hot summer's day

YAYA!

one more point on work:
9. you know you're working too much when you start numbering/bullet-pointing things in your blog as you have been trained to be efficient and effective

boohoohoo

xL

i crave...

its that time of the month and i want

• freshly baked bread with french butter
• a big bowl of spaghetti, with a generous serving of sauce
• alot of beer...copious amounts...like a big vat
• the most creamiest-cannot-move-texture mushroom soup
• alot of beer...copious amounts...like a big vat
• steak
• cheese - in any form
• alot of beer...copious amounts...like a big vat

im so lucky that the grocery selection here is not as extensive as australia or europe..

if not ill def suffer from all sorts of health problems

ive been crazy busy lately that ive had no time for the council of girlfriends

for all i know one of them could be blonde and pregnant by now -_-

i best go socialise and stop with this gilmore girl infactuation that im going through

season 1 down, 5 more seasons to go

just a definition for those who understand why this definition is posted up:

space /speɪs/ Pronunciation Key - [speys] noun, verb, spaced, spac·ing, adjective
freedom or opportunity to express oneself, resolve a personal difficulty, be alone, etc.; allowance, understanding, or noninterference: Right now, you can help by giving me some space.

xL

yunis & lingas

we are back
we didnt kill each other
we climbed
we ate
we drank
we got rather happy
we saw
we felt
and we embraced

it was an experience :D

our villa was gorgeously purple
we conquered the temples with our guns, thats right we did...
we took hilarious tourist photos with much thanks to emily
we got dirty and dusty, which pushed me to take a shower.every.day :(
it got to the extent where we questioned our tans, it could've just been dirt :P
we stepped out of our normal boundaries and ate weird sounding food but it tasted oh so good
we asked if we had ever over an angkor sunset
we got rather happy over pizza and eggs
we bargained and we got annoyed with the word "lady"
we basked in the sun - well short stuff and i did, small eyes miraculously came back the same shade of fair as when she went there
we found out what yunis and lingas were, leaving short stuff with a craving for kulen mountain
we took a ride on tonlesap, grasping the effect of poverty and leaving us 5usd poorer
we sat on a ledge, wondering why sunsets were such a pivotal point in the day, but leaving understanding why
we felt cheated that we had been paying so much for alcohol, eating crap food and encountering sleazy, mean, and horrible people for the past 23 years of our lives
we had moments

argh
now im sitting at my desk, craving for our next holiday - vietnam in june :)
but glad that im off next week to perth to see them
back to the beach, back to wine and cheese, to slow sundays and gorgeous shoes
yaya!

but for the time being, its back to job reqs, demanding clients and the cold airconditioner
ew

xL