your incompetence....

in·com·pe·tence Pronunciation[in-kom-pi-tuhns] Pronunciation Key - noun
- the quality or condition of being incompetent; lack of ability.

1. dwindles my faith in mankind
2. makes me pray that darwin's theory proves true and that i will experience it one day
3. pisses the living hell out of me
4. allows me to understand that lack of efficiency that plagues you
5. makes me wonder about what is stored in the space where a normal human stores a brain
6. would never allow me to trust you with your choices
7. makes me second guess you time and time and time again
8. restores my acceptance and belief in hitmen
9. makes me hope that my children will never have to meet yours
10. allows my lack of creative ability to grow in planning ways to kill you off

im not anti-wedding, im anti-stupid

xL

certified

wooohoooo!
finally, after all the procrasination and the mishaps
im finally a certified open water diver!
and it wasn't as i thought, where you get it and like "blah"
i am genuinely happy that i got it and the time off was fabulous
it was such a great and well-deserved break
and although it was only one night, i think we all came back rejuvenated
i mean, just the sound of the ocean and the blue sea and the hot sun
:D
what else do you want in life really?
i was contemplating throwing everything in and setting up shop there

and woohoo we did see nemo, over and over again
and turtles and we had a school of goat fish just literally swim around us
it was like whooaaa cos whilst thousands were swimming around us,
we just heard the vibrations of their fins
of course, i was literally staring, super kampung-like
so im happy to say that the rush and the pure exhaustion was worth it
we were literally running on 2 hours sleep on saturday when we did our first 3 dives
and by the time 2 beers were consumed at 10pm, we almost passed out walking to the room
and hussy was a fab driver, although it was intense on the trunk road at 4.30am
seeing strange lights and driving on almost no petrol
but she did an awesome job, so thanks much hussy

so now im back here at my desk, totally not focusing
my head still feels like we're on the ocean cos it doesnt seem to be seeing straight
im suffering because i have about 40 sandfly bites all over my body
however, i got a tan :D so the itchiness seems to be worth it
so what are our next plans to achieve the rush again?
SKYDIVING
uh huh, so we're planning that for december :D

so whats in store for november then?
1. hussy's monochrome 23rd on the 3rd
2. china from the 9th till the 12th of november
3. i want to go to sipadan but we'll see how work pans out

ps: smalleyes, if you want to do it, we'll teman you to an island!

xL - a certified OWD :D

think what?.....

so we're going we're going we're goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooing!
thanks to hussy, cos she's driving....we get to goooooooooooooooooo
the last few days have been....
shall we fly/drive/take the bus/swim/hitchhike
now we're going!!!!!!!
2 full days of sun and sea and sun and more sea
and this time, we get to go down and find nemo and squirt and dory
:D :D :D :D

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

im just happy that i might possibly get a tan

xL

snap crackle pop !

so we are supposed to go scuba diving this weekend
i was all amped for the sun, the sea and the blue blue waters
but then, the ferry fire tragedy happened
and now everything has been thrown into shambles
i dont even know where to start pointing blame
warrggggghhhh
now i dont even know when i'll ever find nemo
but nevertheless, this weekend has to involve some sun
its been raining crazy mofo GBB over the last week
personally, id rather contend with the thunderstorms rather than the haze that plagued us this time last year :)

i evidently missed the blogger environmental day thing
so what am i doing for the environment?
refusing to use plastic bags unless i have to, switching off all switches if unnecessary and have also switched to using blackle.com which is the environmentally friendly version of google
which i think you guys should convert too, because it does make sense
hey, at least its something!
and as we all know, im a big fan of the 3x a week hair wash
:D

kunt.um had her birthday yesterday in singapore
happy 23rd donkfus
and we celebrated doing what we do best on saturday night
we hit asian heritate row and had opinions about every.single.person
no one escaped unscathed
the 'opinions' that flew around were:
1. oh my god, how can they get that fat? which led on to i dont know dude, if i'm that fat, i would not be wearing that...how do they breathe?...do you think she can see her toes?
2. oooooo D list celeb!
3. dude, so like you know that person over there...yeah so, i heard right....
4. skanky ho slut
5. skanky ho slut
6. what the fuck is she wearing
and a numerous amount of other terms that if i put up here,
my ass would probably be hauled to court quick fast
and no, duh, we dont judge

i really honestly have nothing of substance to say on this damn blog
its really just for me to pass time cos its the end of the year
and every single thing is slowing down
they should be done with this year already and lets all move on to 2008
i believe that ive come to look at my blog as my own personal diary
so that when im 70 and cant remember who my children are*
i can look back to the days when i thought i knew it all

oh and i havent had the heart yet to wear my shoes
i think that they are too dope for the streets of kl
especially now when the rain is falling GBB and the drains are overflowing
sexy times right?

you bring out the fuck you in me - heylia james

xL

*if i ever for some reason decide to conceive a spawn into this godforsaken planet of environmental/mental decay & of britney spears flashing her vajayjay

so I had to did, what I had to did

officially in love with common again
he's just gots it
i think im going to go through my ghetto phase again
:)

went to the pavillion yesterday for luncheon
and it was pretty nice
could possibly send me into poverty
and they have stores that have never touched kl soil before!
so no doubling up on what the next mall has
they have...marcjacobs, alexandermcqueen, kiehls, paulfrank, juicy couture, shanghaitang & godiva ...all exceeding my current bank balance

im seriously bored at work
there is work but then again, its not at a crazy pace
so i have time to sit down here and write absolute crap
that will entertain no one else but me :D
lucky you for reading through my nonsense

ive been watching oodles of american tv
especially at the moment, brothers and sisters
and i swear, each episode they consume at least 5 bottles of wine
which leads me to want wine
im going to go with the theory of subliminal advertising
rather than how easily influenced i am by television
who am i kidding? kunt.um eats a big burger after GG

I walked in the crib, got two kids
And my baby mama late (uh oh uh oh uh oh)
So I had to did, what I had to did
Cause I had to get (duh-ough duh-ough duh-ough)
I'm up all night, getting my money right
Until the blue and white (po po! po po! po po!)
Now the money coming slow, but a least a ni**a know
Slow motion better than (no-oh! no-oh! no-oh!)

xL

dont die on me

so my trusty ol' ipod of only a year has decided to freeze on me
the screen isn't blank, there is no unsmiley face
its just goddamn frozen
and yes technogeeks, i have restored her
i re-uploaded. i re-installed. i re-ed every.freaking.thing
and now, its probably even worse than before
the ipod goddess has shunned me into freaking misery
and no, i dont think that im being a drama queen okay
i take her everywhere with me and i mean everywhere
the gym. work. the car. shopping. manicuring
and now....no more
*big motherfucking sigh*
and yes duh, im going to the ipod shop during lunch to figure it all out
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raya was uber lazy
i didnt do much at all
i think it had to be the laziest consecutive 3 days of my life
im nearly done with brothers & sisters, which is just crazy drama
i went to the gym twice
i hung out with g-ma enough to make me the golden grandchild
other than that, the only time i socialised was at the dvd marathon
and at la bods , where thankfully, our friendships are still intact after the monopoly session
i felt uber unproductive :D

on the other hand...i cant believe archat made it onto the bbc news
what the flying...but then again, given the context it was in, no one is really surprised

i need to now go spend time with my ipod and persuade her out of this state
and yes, im at work...and no, evidently it doesnt take priority in these trying times

xL

so now what?

so i was reading hussy's post on how we used to be so young
and im sure that we've all learnt a heck of a lot from when we were 13
it's true, we still do yearn to go back to when things were simpler
when our only problems were finding ways to rebel
and figuring how we're going to get through school and how necessary sejarah was
and now here we are, our 20s, our so called youth
where it's time to figure it all out and carve our paths to immortality
where we have to just know it by now
know what our 5 year plan is, when to get that promotion, when to pro-create
i guess like every life lesson, there isn't a manual that you look up
so we've all stepped into the realm of the workforce and now what?
what security has our degree thrown out for us to fall back on?
or is it really true that whatever you've learnt is thrown out the window
and common sense & hard work really now has to play a part

sometimes i guess it all gets too complex and you just want to sit back
and take a deep breath and have a fucking good look
i don't think there should be a manual
cos i think that you have to take things as they are
and make the best of where you stand right now
i mean, character building and all that shit right?
i take great comfort in the fact that you guys are all walking the same path
maybe at different times and degrees, but yet, the same direction
of that uncertainty and hesitance but nevertheless, taking the plunge anyway
of when you have to hold your breath and just jump in
i think that we've all made that leap in some way or another
and we're all still alive
die die la right? :D

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so what's happened in the last week and the days to come?
1. raya is here! hussy and kunt.um are off the fasting bandwagon as of 7-ish tonight!
2. raya is here! so we have 3 days off to laze around with dvds, to tan, to eat, to drink and to rest our tired working souls...esp gayve who's worked his ass off
3. pher is officially off to be a singaporean food scout tomorrow
4. im nearly there with my scuba license...one more class and off we go at the end of the month
5. work is nicely paced...as it is at the end of the year...raya/deepavali/christmas...thats right
6. tv is back on. we've got greys/house/californication/ugly betty to entertain us...along with gossip girl...yeah to all those haters that laughed when i went to the young adult section of borders...i recognised skanky greatness!

so selamat hari raya fools...enjoy...if not come and hang with me...i'll be surrounded with dvds and alcohol and food and sun :D

xL

the new love

so i made it to the gardens on saturday night with kunt.um
which was pretty ambitious
because going to a mall on the weekend is just dumb
and going there during the night, precisely, buka puasa time,
well..that just takes the cake for stupidity
:D


however, it was like the gods of shopping decided to bless me
for visiting their altar of worship
and blessed me with the most gorgeous pair of shoes ever
it was like love at first sight
and the thing is, i never ever buy sneakers
well i used to, in melbies, because it was like the most comfortable thing
and you know, winter and rain and shizzle like that
and i probably haven't bought a pair since then
so lo and behold, my new love

i know right *sigh*

xL

i dont want to be ordinary

so ive encountered major internal conflict this week
it was like internal world war 3
and not like a war with biochemical warfare
the old school bomb kinda thing, so it was prolonged
what an analogy

i am officially announcing that i'll be in kl for 2008 :D
and i didn't want to actually write it here until i told a certain someone
and i told her this morning....
although she found out already, as we know some peoples' mouths are rather big
not that it's a huge thing, but i wanted to tell her myself
-_-
but im pretty content with my decision, irregardless of the conflict
i weighed out the pros and cons and im never one to regret
so even if it turns out to be one of the worst choices ive made
then at least i still have my masters to fall back on and
a trip to europe summer 2008 :D
yeah huh fo sho its still on with a goddamn vengence

work has finally slowed down and thank fuck for that
im halfway there to getting my scuba license
ive already done my theory and i need to do my pool session this weekend
boobs is tremendously happy with this as she now has a buddy
we're off 26th - 28th october to dive off johor
and crossing fingers at the end of november, sipadan

oh and i need to vent big time and where i believe manners should be put aside
i was at RPM challenge yesterday and this dude sat down next to me
and he was there in dreadlocks and a beanie -_-
and this heavy gear (like he's some kinda hip hopper)
and i was like...fo sho this dude is gonna sweat GBB and be all stanky
so i made the decision that i didn't care what he thought
that i deserve to smell non-putrid air laced with BO
so i got off my bike and climbed onto one across the room
i mean...FFS, i already have to endure shitty clients
i do not need to endure stanky people during my personal time

the pavillion and the gardens have opened
more places for us to spend what little money we have after food and alcohol
whooopppeee :D

xL