of nude brown butts

im back from perth
i should've stayed longer
today is just not working out to be productive at all
11.30am start, long ass lunch from 12.45 till 3, and plans to leave at 5.30
which makes my work day about 3 hours long
and tomorrow...
the lion dance and another long company lunch
woweeeee
basically, im getting paid to eat

perth was fab
went to a nude beach - just cos i can okay
and wish i never went
i saw a nekkid old man in all his glory, and i mean ALL HIS GLORY
and he had this need to bend over all the time
which basically meant that i had an old man mooning me for about 1 hour
fab stuff
everyone should go through it
the last time i saw such a thing was on st kilda beach which hosts an array of old leathery skinned people in g-strings
:D

besides the visual torture
shopping was fab, the sun was out and shining hard, rally was all gorgeously fabulously rounded, he was his patient self when i got the tantrums out and abused my plastic, the food - oh boy the food was good, the alcohol was grand - it was just a slow, perfect holiday

now im back here and no holidays till june
which is okay cos im as broke as the next begging hobo
we are seeing the pherminator off this sunday with a bubbly buffet
&
val is down for the week - which means alot of catching up as the last time i saw her was when she stayed with me in southbank for the radiohead concert

yaya :D

xL