yup, thats right

not to be rude

but don't contact me unless:
1. someone is dying
2. i contact you
3. it's sunday...actually, there is a longer disclaimer following this

and this message will prevail until september the 21st

why?
1. i have a campaign going on now and really, i dont think that i need to elaborate

and what if you do contact me?
1. prepare for the largest verbal assault you will ever receive - hell yes i'll bring your mother, sister, brother, grandmother and grandfather into it
2. dont expect an apology - you probably dont deserve it

and what if you're bored and alone?
1. MWHAHAHAHAH sorry if i gave off the impression that i cared then

on the other hand - kudos to pher on getting singapore! well done pherminator, you're one step closer to owning a spanking car and condo. triple c's always get the chick my friend
and no, this excitement doesnt mean you can call me

xL