Monday, December 11, 2006

feliz navidad...now concentrate on making me happy


im disgustingly bored in the office
mind you, after stating this....the work is going to somehow magically pile up
and ill be whining about my lack of free time
whatever la
i'll never get it right

so here's is my wishlist of 06
and considering i live in my own little reality, all these material goods are attainable in my mind
so i dont want to hear crap about my being extravagantly stupid
i like la :P

1. a huge loft apartment that takes up an entire floor overlooking the entire klang valley with its own private swimming pool
2. a black maserati coupe with the number plate L75...just so i can be pimpin'
3. black fette sheets with an obscenely high thread count
4. a huge villa in the hills of barcelona..just cos
5. to own a huge media conglomerate so i can take over the world...rupert murdoch, please move aside
6. to own an island...either in french polynesia or somewhere in the med (im not fussed here)... basically a piece of property in italy, spain, LA, new york, gay paris, melbourne, and a few in kl
7. my own private jet to take me anywhere in the world, at any time...
8. ooodles and bucketloads of money

por que no?

or

on a slightly more realistic note ... pfft ... as if that won't come true anyway ;P

1. the gucci holder for my ipod (its getting scratched severely)
2. jewellery from gucci's new line
3. ralphy (as in my dog, not ralph lauren...however if you can kidnap him and make him design a line just for me and ralphy, ill be equally as gratious)
4. bcbg's new line of dresses (2 or 3 will be fine- especially the black and white ones)
5. a year's supply of books (preferbly borders, cos the selection of fiction at mph totally shits me these days)
6. coach's signature stripe accordian wallet
7. a pimpin' new years celebration with all my darlings, fab food and fab wine...because it's been awhile hasn't it?

i know im going to get bitch slapped nicely for asking for all this...after all, isn't it only just money ;)

but seriously my dunggus...what are the plans for new years? can we go someplace fabulous, have a long table of excellent food and wine...to drink and be merry...with lots of love and kisses?

considering im free till no extent at the moment..ill be researching places with new year dinners and all that jazz...ill be posting up only 5 places of interest (well to me of course, considering i dont see anyone else doing anything) and i would like a vote..ill book it...ill even book escorts if need be ;)

lets make this a fab new years okay? not some rush to the top of bangsar hill to somehow try to catch a glimpse of fire in the sky?

xL

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmm well lets see....
u had better
a) start seriously working
b)find a rich man...cause woman that shit just aint gonna happen...
unless obvcourse u are hmmmm lets see nice to me for a little while then its all yours...
love u

Anonymous said...

i want an escort. escorts. yes. i want escortS. Hot italian ones. Serving me 'special' brownies with a cup of kahlua and a side of cigarettes. So i can start of my new year with all addictions in check.

me said...

suggestion: we go to my apartment in PD just to get somewhere near a beach and lock up with a KFC family feast

Anonymous said...

omg can i please have a hot boy preferably of mixed race, great body and a personality of a fat chick..(cause we know they are so funny and nice!!)
lol. i'm so glad you're jobless and anal enough to organise this.
<3
donkey