try to grow one ball at least

the long weekend is nearly here
4 days off, cos im getting my monday off
4 days of complete self indulgence
4 days of not having to get up at 9am

so they have thrown the concept out of the window
they dont want to infringe on copyright issues
you damned fools, just say you're not brave enough to go with it
that you want to stay in your closed little box forever
that you're not willing to take it to another level
just say it and dont beat around the bush
saying that, im going to come back after my 4 days to hell on earth
so fuck yes im going to enjoy it then

im crazy in love with estranged's itu kamu
thats me supporting the malaysian music scene
oh and along with isaac entry who's voice is really like jack johnson
really wan
serious

ive got nothing to blab about
ive found a new addiction called online shopping
which is really awful because i dont even need to move to spend money
which means, i could just be sitting here and i can go broke
which means, i'll have all these beautiful clothes
and no where to go cos i'll be broke
catch 22 really

the thing told rosebud about her relationship with the stoner
and now rosebud is all flustered because she doesnt know where she went wrong
and has been lecturing me on how not to settle so young
what she doesnt realise
is that its all her fault and that she is really just insulting herself
and im god damn pissed off because she is seriously underestimating us
she might as well be looping us into the same category
as those girls who just slut around and havent even finished their degree
with the hopes of becoming an air stewardess, which is, if you ask me,
is just a prostitute in the air
whatever
respektah to you utilising your vagina to its maximum potential
and may them flaps become so loose you really do fall down that barstool

im off to singapore on friday
to shop and eat and shop and eat and party my life away
all my weeks at the gym
is going to be shot to hell
as im surely going to come back as bloated as a pregnant whale
jesus, what a thought

so selamat hari kemerdekaan to our beloved malaysia
but im off to celebrate it in our neighbouring country

xL