Thursday, September 14, 2006

immortality and a taste for acorns

1 day 9hours 15 minutes
is how much longer i have till the weekend, assuming i do end by 7 tomorrow *cross fingers squeeze eyes hold breath*

and all i'm going to do is sleep and tan and layan those who appreciate the weekend as much as i do. therefore, there is the mutual understanding that any streneous movement could result in spoiling the entire weekend...which we cannot afford.

UNLIKE LAST WEEKEND
where my human rights were ignored and i had to adhere to...
"moiiii ar...kencing sini. nak test drugs la. kalau takdee...then you boleh balik rumahh la...no need to panikkkk"
omfg.
so for 2.5 hours, we were stuck in poppy waiting to piss in little plastic cups. and girls cant piss straight into a cup, we are not equipped with hose like genitals which could have made this procedure swift, *clean* and somewhat more comfortable (if that is possible).
and this pissed me off.
not only was i tired (i woke up at 7.30am), i was pissed off because they wasted 2.5 hours of MY time where i could have been either drinking, eating or sleeping, violated my human rights & made me hate the system even more.
this is hardly going to deter me from going to clubs. in fact, im more determined to go out now just to blatantly show that i'm going to have fun and its not MY fault that in their time, the only form of fun was playing with chickens in their little kampung and spying on siti next door while she changed *perverts*
*end vent*

other than that, my life is going fine.
im even going to go 'swirl like a macdonalds ice cream' later

xL

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh lauren. now you have a JAIS story! now you've joined the ranks of brasms and i. how amusing!
Ahhhh! Damn the man, save the empire!
<3
d

Anonymous said...

ps. dont you think it should "contradiction is me"..I'm simply going by the theory that one does not say "woes is me"..and therefore it should be applied in this case. just a random thought.

Anonymous said...

well sineaddd o' rebellion. shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behaviour. *claps hands* rammers. we have another jail bird.

Anonymous said...

damn the freaking man really.
i didnt go into lockup okay. my piss was merely taken from me with the threat of impending lock up. asses.
i like 'contradictions is me' rammers. i will rock on with my powderful england.