mundane-itis

i felt like a bus ran over me when i woke up this morning
which was god's little wake up call of love
"morning L, its MONDAY, lets make you feel like shit"
thanks
however, this weekend i experienced socialising again
after 3 odd weeks of being a social recluse
work decided to hand me back my personal freedom
how goddamn sweet they are
i got my bonus though, that was nice
see this what happens - i bitch&whine&moan, threaten to quit
then they buy my soul back at a price
everyone can be bought

on top of that, ive been experiencing an array of characters that seem to be part of the 'let's fuck L up' army. yes, im that self-involved of which i believe everyone wants to fuck me over:

1.
my kickboxing instructor. as much as i thank him for making me want to be a killing machine, he is a fucked up character. i was with the understanding that we base our relationship on honesty. i tell him how much i love my cake and he wont lie about the reps. i hate it when he says 30 and when you're done, he goes "AND 5 MORE".
no. you said 30, not 35 -_-
L has enough energy for only 30. if i knew it was 35, i would have eaten more cake

2.
women drivers. im so sure ive given the public at least 20 good reasons to want to kill me. and im a woman driver, so i have the authority to comment.
women.drivers.are.indecisive.bitches
you can only go 4 ways, make up your fucking mind

3.
children with shoes that squeak. its those damn shoes of which every step they take is a ssssqqquuueeeeakkkkk. oh my fucking god. seriously. come on.
i cant elaborate anymore on this matter. i blame it on the parents.
they are just producing children who are going to have ADD and are going to kill their fellow peers when they realise that they are just mediocre.
they are, i swear.

4.
i dislike everyone that decides to go to velvet, that has now put me off velvet. i'll reference this post when i feel like going there again. the only silver lining is that ravin the bartender still remembers me and still gives me free shots.

i think this is enough negativity for a monday
as monday oozes with negativity on its bloody own

however, i managed to meet up with people this weekend
we saw each other....TWICE!
for a saturday dinner at delicious
for a sunday raju's session that lasted 3 hours. after of which we exited raju's smelling like raju himself.
hussy and i then came to the conclusion that TSBsundays have to be reinstated
for the strive of a sweeter personal odour

okaythanksbye

xL